A Dramatic Reading: I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again

by: Ethan McCue

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this blog post entitled "I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again" on the Lucidity blog.

I choose to hope that it is a sign that professional developers, as a group, have a developed at least a few anti-BS antibodies following the crypto bubble popping.

I also think that the approach it takes is probably one of the most socially effective ones. More effective than the "well, maybe there is some application of the technology" tepidness that allowed for crypto scams to flourish unfettered and lure in impressionable new coders.

So in the spirit of keeping the "you're not welcome here" message alive in the news cycle, I commissioned a professional voice actor to give a full dramatic reading of that blog post.1

Enjoy.

If you have a project in need of a voice actor, you can find their portfolio here.

1: I obviously do not have any rights to the original blog post so I can't say "you can use the recording for anything," but I need to make clear that you are not allowed to use any aspect of the recording to train a generative AI. Anything else I am able to grant permission for, I do.


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